WHAT IF I DON’T WANT TO WASH MY JEANS… EVER?

Again, a matter of personal choice. But ingrained dirt will eventually rot the fabric and reduce the life of the jeans. Also, with raw denim, washing once before wearing is important to bed in the constructional stitching. So not washing at all can cause problems, but washing just occasionally is a good way to get great fades (and keep your friends).